so recently i was taking a dump at a friends house right.... and i dont know about you guys but i hate taking a shit anywhere that is not my house, its like wierd. anyways sometimes they wont have any toilet paper, sooo i thought i would let everyone else learn from my experience and get through it with out getting a rash....
so as soon as i sit down i look to my right...fuck, but im allready across the point of no return, so im like" i may have to do some mcguyver shit".
no doodoo papah...so the first place i looked was the garbage can lol
alas, NOTHING.
then i saw this toilet cleaner thing and im like hmmmmm, nah.
so im looking around and i see this pile of towels....and im like fuck its defanitly a possibility, by now everyones wondering where matt is, so im kinda strapped for time...
but thats really jacked up, so i was thinking if i cant find anything ill come back to the towels...
