popping a squat at someone elses pad...

so recently i was taking a dump at a friends house right.... and i dont know about you guys but i hate taking a shit anywhere that is not my house, its like wierd. anyways sometimes they wont have any toilet paper, sooo i thought i would let everyone else learn from my experience and get through it with out getting a rash....

so as soon as i sit down i look to my right...fuck, but im allready across the point of no return, so im like" i may have to do some mcguyver shit".

no doodoo papah...so the first place i looked was the garbage can lol

alas, NOTHING.

then i saw this toilet cleaner thing and im like hmmmmm, nah.

so im looking around and i see this pile of towels....and im like fuck its defanitly a possibility, by now everyones wondering where matt is, so im kinda strapped for time...

but thats really jacked up, so i was thinking if i cant find anything ill come back to the towels...

BINGO, then i find this book its like by the toilet kinda like behind the bowl part so i couldnt see it earlier...

sooo long story short....no one will ever know what happens in the last like ten pages of sharpes company...sorry derek...