Thursday, April 15, 2010

popping a squat at someone elses pad...

so recently i was taking a dump at a friends house right.... and i dont know about you guys but i hate taking a shit anywhere that is not my house, its like wierd. anyways sometimes they wont have any toilet paper, sooo i thought i would let everyone else learn from my experience and get through it with out getting a rash....

so as soon as i sit down i look to my right...fuck, but im allready across the point of no return, so im like" i may have to do some mcguyver shit".
no doodoo papah...so the first place i looked was the garbage can lol
alas, NOTHING.
then i saw this toilet cleaner thing and im like hmmmmm, nah.

so im looking around and i see this pile of towels....and im like fuck its defanitly a possibility, by now everyones wondering where matt is, so im kinda strapped for time...

but thats really jacked up, so i was thinking if i cant find anything ill come back to the towels...

BINGO, then i find this book its like by the toilet kinda like behind the bowl part so i couldnt see it earlier...
sooo long story short....no one will ever know what happens in the last like ten pages of sharpes company...sorry derek...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

xambuhland said...

HAHAHHAHAHA holy shit.

Rian said...

I'm with you on only taking #2 at my own pad. Chauncey, however, has probably used the most toilet paper at my house. It seems I always have to buy toilet paper at the end of the summer.

Anonymous said...

dude man! fucking not cool! you couldnt call me or text me to bring you some?!

matt said...

ahha @ rian, that sucks dude at least you know chauncey wont be gettign any rashes though???

@ alex...i remmeber a certain someone saying "ewww mattt, dont talk to me while your taking a shittttt, thats gross, cause im a fag who loves teh cock."-alex truong